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Post by Wildcat Charli on Apr 25, 2006 14:10:33 GMT -5
Ok *Official rule session from Charli the all powerful one*! 1) Lets just get this clear No touching of Jack Sparrow but then that goes with out saying! We like smut in fanfiction world but jack action in the films just no no no! that is bad on imaginations, minds, ideas and just general fantasy is it not? *Nods head and waves arms* aye So NO touching the great Captain miss Knightley I mean really is one man not good enough for her?? and he is perfectly fine in my opinion although nothing I have to admit on the lovely jack sparrow but really girl you're supposed to be high class and snotty and what not so whatcha doing kissing our Captain!?!??! Am I the only one who sees the problem with this?? So the all powerful (or all power obsessed! ) has spoken! Alright, ALRIGHT??!!! So lets get this clear what must not happen in the films?? Any jack action (apart from of course Scarlett and Giselle because that's just jack and it's hilarious to have him being slapped around the screen and the whole thing is so meanless and just jackish that it doesn't count under this rule) BUT I draw the line at Elizabeth. Really and truely if they wanted another person that Jack could do that to hellooooo?? *Waves* pick me!! I would jump at the chance hee hee ok so now this rant has turned into a basic giggle fest and ramble as I am so want of doing but anywayyyy just remember *Silence* Charli has SPOKEN!* mhaawwwwww (attempt at evil laugh) *scampers off until next thing hee hee*
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callisparrow
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Jack Sparrow...My Anti-Drug
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Post by callisparrow on Apr 25, 2006 14:15:09 GMT -5
Awww...does that mean I can't have a go? *looks to Jack* Sorry luv, looks like you have to go back... *Jack squeels and hides in her closet.*
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nibbles
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Post by nibbles on Apr 25, 2006 14:16:25 GMT -5
Calli...you have the body double....I have Jack right here!!
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Post by Wildcat Charli on Apr 25, 2006 14:16:31 GMT -5
Hee Heee you can rent him out if you like for special occassions!!
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Post by Kim on Apr 25, 2006 17:59:51 GMT -5
You are all mistaken. He is hidden deep within my lair and you all have the stand-in. I have the original to use for my own pleasure. Sorry ladies
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nibbles
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TML Mommy *hugs*
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Post by nibbles on Apr 25, 2006 18:41:37 GMT -5
Now Now Kimmy.... You know what they say..... Age before beauty....hehhe He's all mine!!
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callisparrow
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Jack Sparrow...My Anti-Drug
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Post by callisparrow on Apr 26, 2006 0:35:55 GMT -5
I walk up with smug look. "Ladies ladies ladies..you see, Jack here can't resist the beautiful gold, now since I'm said Guardian of said gold, he has to get through me. Well, being the lovely pirate he is he stole and now he's in my chambers as punishment.."
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Post by Kim on Apr 26, 2006 8:31:10 GMT -5
I'm telling you all, he's deep within the lair. ***retreats down hidden hallway to Jack***
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nibbles
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Post by nibbles on Apr 26, 2006 9:41:39 GMT -5
*Thinking* - *devious smile* *Puts all gold and diamond jewelry on that I own*
OH JACK!!!!! DEAR CAPTAIN!!!! LOOK....GOLD AND DIAMONDS.....HERE PIRATE!!!
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callisparrow
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Jack Sparrow...My Anti-Drug
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Post by callisparrow on Apr 26, 2006 10:38:08 GMT -5
*Thinking* I've got it! Mistress Kimmy has the real one. We are just all his harem. Kimmy is head of said harem and the rest of us each get our turn with the beloved Captain.
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Post by Kim on Apr 26, 2006 10:39:18 GMT -5
LOVE IT!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!
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nibbles
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Post by nibbles on Apr 26, 2006 10:41:01 GMT -5
OK...so who's claiming him first?? If no-one does...I'M IT!!!
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Post by Kim on Apr 26, 2006 11:05:43 GMT -5
I get him everynight. You all can take turns during the day
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nibbles
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Post by nibbles on Apr 26, 2006 11:23:45 GMT -5
Alright.....ALL DAY!!!! (while hubby is working)..*smiles deviously*
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Post by Wildcat Charli on Apr 27, 2006 13:20:46 GMT -5
*snort* beautiful amendment to rules I have to say Kimmy!!! lol
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