Post by crazee4rum on Nov 21, 2006 22:37:18 GMT -5
Here's a grammar joke...hope you get it! 
“A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
‘Why?’ asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
‘I’m a panda,’ he says, at the door. ‘Look it up.’
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
‘Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.’”
--Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss
Punctuation really does matter, even if it is on occasionally a life and death matter!
crazee4rum
“A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
‘Why?’ asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
‘I’m a panda,’ he says, at the door. ‘Look it up.’
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
‘Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.’”
--Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss
Punctuation really does matter, even if it is on occasionally a life and death matter!
crazee4rum
