Post by The Companion on Feb 24, 2007 22:28:47 GMT -5
54. Tell Jack that you've already met the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main, and that he's got nothing on Anne Bonny.
55. Ask Jack if you can test the proof of his rum with a few matches.
56. Ask if you can test the fire retardency of his sails (<--if that's a word)
57. When in Tortuga, spread the rumor that Jack gets all hot and bothered by the Whelp and Eunich on his ship.
58. Tell him his swagger is extremely un-flattering to the hips and he should lose a few pounds
59. Re-arrange everything in his cabin while he's gone. When he asks...Spring Cleaning
60. While he's enjoying himself in Tortuga with whatever wench, walk in on him, point and laugh whilst saying 'Is that all? What a pity it's so small.'
Sorry...hee hee...I was in a cynical mood tonight and wanted to have some fun.
55. Ask Jack if you can test the proof of his rum with a few matches.
56. Ask if you can test the fire retardency of his sails (<--if that's a word)
57. When in Tortuga, spread the rumor that Jack gets all hot and bothered by the Whelp and Eunich on his ship.
58. Tell him his swagger is extremely un-flattering to the hips and he should lose a few pounds
59. Re-arrange everything in his cabin while he's gone. When he asks...Spring Cleaning
60. While he's enjoying himself in Tortuga with whatever wench, walk in on him, point and laugh whilst saying 'Is that all? What a pity it's so small.'
Sorry...hee hee...I was in a cynical mood tonight and wanted to have some fun.
