Ways to annoy Captain Jack Sparrow

[Kinki]

Ok since these popped into my head I thought I'd post them.

1. Steal his jar of dirt
2. Switch his compass with a real one
3. Tease him by kissing him and tying him to the mast then leaving
4. Use his kohl to draw a black spot on his hand while he sleeps
5. Gather the wenches in Tortuga for a tea party with him. (Chazza and Mandi get it!)

[callisparrow]

(OMG!!! AT #5!)

6. Ask him where the thump-thump went.
7. Hide his rum
8. Burn the rum
9. Compare him to Will Turner
10. Compare him to Norrington

[Wildcat Charli]

HAHAHA tea party!

11. Ask him why he can never say the words: this is the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped.
12: Ask him why he thought hiding behind a moving potted plant was a good idea.
13: Tell him that Barbossa was a better Captain

[Kinki]

14. Let loose a bunch of undead monkeys on the Pearl.
15. Name them all Jack.
16. Tell all the wenches in Tortuga about Sparrington.
17. Tell him Norrie looks better with the scruffy look.

[luckysparrow]

18: tell him you have a headache when he wants to get it on
19: Steals his tri corner hat
20:tell him Davy Jones is far sexier than he is
21:tell him, he snoors.

[crazee4rum]

22. Pinch his cheeks and tell him what a good doggie he is. (Charli understands...)
23. As he is telling a story of one of his -grand- adventures, keep whispering the -real- tales...(be sure to include the lil' navy officers too)
24. convince his crew that they are better off being the "Pirates who don't do anything" except sing that theme song...

and this one is rather mean, but it would sure as hell annoy him
25. handcuff the good cpt. to his bed and arouse him...and just when he's on the brink...walk away, leaving him handcuffed...

[»-(¯`v´¯)-»Kia]

LMAO at # 25!!!

26. kiss him and tell him he smells of davy jones
27. steal his hat and give it to the monkey named jack
28. tell him you confused him for the monkey

[jac]

28)give him a meal with rather a lot of paprika
29)tell him you love the monkey
30)spill rum on the deck of the pearl

[ShiningShadow]

31) Aks him where all his back hair has gone to
32) Bow for him because he is the gouvenour of such a lovely island
33) Call The Black Pearl a "cute little boat"

[xbuffyxsparrowx]

34) Hit him with an oar
35) Try to turn him into a Jack-cabob
36) Tell him Will's bigger, even if he is a eunich
37) Sleep with him and then say, "Meh... I've had better."
38) Make him the governor of another island
39) Drink all of his rum
40) Lock him in a room with Tia Dalma
41) Tell him the reason he gets slapped so often is because he doesn't know how to pleasure a woman
42) When he introduces himself, shrug and say "Never heard of you."

[Kinki]

43. Leave him for Norrie (I.e. PTCT)
44. Sleep with him and then tell him Norrie was better.
45. Help Barbossa steal his ship.
46. Get him all hot and bothered and then chain his hands so when you leave he can't do anything to allievate himself.
47. Make him the immortal Jack Sparrow so he will have the biggest case of blue balls ever.

[Wildcat Charli]

Lol Nikki, yours are wrong in so many ways. Poor lil Jack

48) Pet Jack the monkey telling him that he's the best Jack around.
49) Turn into Elizabeth.
50) Make his life difficult by being stupid and naive.

[Kinki]

Don't get me wrong I love Jack. I think it's just funny.

[nibbles]

51) Ask him why he's got some grey hairs around his bandana

[Kim]

nikki414 said:

46. Get him all hot and bothered and then chain his hands so when you leave he can't do anything to allievate himself.
47. Make him the immortal Jack Sparrow so he will have the biggest case of blue balls ever.

Jesus, lmfao, that's so cruel but totally hilarious.

52. Contridict each of his stories
53. Tell him that 'You have heard of him' but he doesn't seem that interesting.