Ways to annoy Will Turner

[Kinki]

I thought of some for Will as well.

1. Have him sail around the world trying to save you then stick your tongue down anothers throat.
2. Make him do it twice!
3. Tell him you're rooting for Norrie.
4. Throw him in a wheel and push it down a hill.

[callisparrow]

5. Compare him to Jack Sparrow
6. Tell him Elizabeth left for England
7. Ask him if he'll date Tia Dalma
8. Let the fan girls loose

[Kinki]

9. Tell him Jack is a better kisser.
10. Ask him if Elizabeth kissed Jack because he's a eunuch.
11. Tell him he only gets Jack's sloopy left overs.
12. Knock him out and tie him to a spit.
13. Threaten to make Will-kabob.
14. Chase him around the Pearl with a dagger trying to lift the curse.

[luckysparrow]

15: call him a whelp
16: ask him if he got his uniform from Norrie's closet
17: mess with his pretty hair
18:Tell him he has bad breath
19:Tell the pirates to fire at Wil.

[jac]

20)remind him that his father was a pirite
21)comment on the number of stupid things he seems to do
22)slag his hat
23)laugh at his cape

[»-(¯`v´¯)-»Kia]

24. call him an eunuch!
25. call him a pirate
26. tell him elizabeth never loved him and never will
27. tell him he smells of leftovers

[Kim]

28. Remind him that Liz has been wanting Jack for a long time.
29. Tell him that Liz took off with Jack
30. Remind him that the compass was pointing to Jack instead of him

[jac]

31)poke him
32)remind him how much hotter jack is